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I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them: 23 Child Psychology Techniques to Use on Boys of All Ages ebook

by Gary Baseman,Karen Salmansohn


Illustrated with glee by Gary Baseman, I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them is essential hu Karen Salmansohn knows that men are just larger, hairier boys, with more expensive toys.

Illustrated with glee by Gary Baseman, I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them is essential hu Karen Salmansohn knows that men are just larger, hairier boys, with more expensive toys. Author of How to Make Your Man Behave in 21 Days or Less, Using the Secrets of Professional Dog Trainers and Even God Is Single, she now shows women how to gain the upper hand in any relationship. Illustrated with glee by Gary Baseman, I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them is essential humor for contemporary women. First, it proves the similarity between big boys and little boys.

Karen Salmansohn knows that men are just. Karen Salmansohn knows that men are just larger, hairier boys, with more expensive toys. Illustrated with glee by Gary Baseman, I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them is essen Karen Salmansohn knows that men are just larger, hairier boys, with more expensive toys.

Illustrated with glee by Gary Baseman, I DON'T NEED TO HAVE CHILDREN, I DATE THEM is essential humor for contemporary women. Both have trouble dressing themselves. Both think The Three Stooges are funny. And both love to be told, You ar. oooo big! But this is a reason to celebrate, not fret; once you master a little child psychology, you can fix any boo-boos in your relationship

By Karen Salmansohn; Gary Baseman.

By Karen Salmansohn; Gary Baseman. from Workman Pub Co (April 1, 2001).

Karen Salmansohn knows that men are just larger, hairier boys, with more expensive toys

Karen Salmansohn knows that men are just larger, hairier boys, with more expensive toys. Both think The Three Stooges are.

Karen Salmansohn knows that men are just larger, hairier boys . Children, I Date Them : 23 Child Psychology Techniques to Use on Boys of All Ages.

Karen Salmansohn knows that men are just larger, hairier boys, with more expensive toys. I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them : 23 Child Psychology Techniques to Use on Boys of All Ages.

Many selfish people dislike children

Many selfish people dislike children. For one, because children literally force one to sacrifice. The same reason that many dislike the elderly. Depending on the age one may possibly get shit on their fingers, pee in the face, vomit down their neck, maybe in the ear or between the breast. So although you say you (hate) children, the reality is that you hate the sacrifices that need to be made (because their children) the same sacrifices that someone (or two) made for you.

By (author) Karen Salmansohn, Illustrated by Gary Baseman . We can notify you when this item is back in stock. Author of HOW TO MAKE YOUR MAN BEHAVE IN 21 DAYS OR LESS and EVEN GOD IS SINGLE, together with 262,000 copies in print, she now shows women how to gain the upper hand in any relationship.

I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them 23 child psychology Techniques to use on boys of all ages Author: Karen Salmansohn Illustrations: Gary Basema. Based on this, by using techniques employed in child psychology, one can improve and control their relationship with a man. Three way boy bonding is outlined as: In the 1st year, a baby will communicate solely on a physical level. In the 2nd year, he'll communicate verbally. Is There a Difference? This section is easily the funniest in the entire book.

Karen Salmansohn knows that men are just larger, hairier boys, with more expensive toys. Author of How to Make Your Man Behave in 21 Days or Less, Using the Secrets of Professional Dog Trainers and Even God Is Single, she now shows women how to gain the upper hand in any relationship.Illustrated with glee by Gary Baseman, I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them is essential humor for contemporary women. First, it proves the similarity between big boys and little boys. Consider: Both share a major breast fixation. Both have trouble dressing themselves. Both think The Three Stooges are funny. And both love to be told, You are . . . soooo big! But this is a reason to celebrate, not fret; once you master a little child psychology, you can fix any boo-boos in your relationship. It's all a matter of nifty tricks, like Food and rest can solve most problems and Never ask questions your boy can reject.Because boys will be boys. Even when they're grown men.
Skillet
I don't normally bother reviewing books I think are bad, but this one is SO bad I must say a few words, knowing it will earn me negative votes. I DON'T NEED TO HAVE CHILDREN, I DATE THEM is not just not funny -- it is offensive and vulgar. One wouldn't mind the vulgarity, I suppose, if there had been one laugh in the entire book. But no. This is the author of a book on training your man as you would a dog, so why would I be surprised when she suggests training him as you would a toddler? I bought it as a funny gift but started reading it and refused to give it to my friend, out of embarrassment. Save your money.
Enditaling
ok
Delari
This is strictly a chick book! The author basically compares adult male behavior to a male child's and as everyone who has ever been in a relationship attests, men are basically babies!
The second part of the book deals with how to "handle" your boy. For instance, "For each NO you give, offer a YES in the form of a playful alternative. For instance, try saying "No you CANNOT stay out all night with your friends drinking cheap beer and painting the town red. HOWEVER, you CAN stay up all night drinking expensive wine with me and painting my toenails pink."
Lots of fun illustrations and tongue-in-cheek sidebars fill this funny book. A great gift for a gal who is experiencing the exasperating training of her "boy".
Gralsa
Some guys might be offended by this book, but if you're a woman, you could pick up a few tips in dealing with your significant other. Despite the title and pictures, and the fact that it looks like a children's book, the book does offer some valid insights into the male animal. I have a couple of other books by Karen Salmansohn and really appreciate her sense of humor.
Gholbimand
...After reading it I became physically ill from the incessant anti-male ...[feel] throughout the book! ...
I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them: 23 Child Psychology Techniques to Use on Boys of All Ages ebook
Author:
Gary Baseman,Karen Salmansohn
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Workman Publishing Company; First Edition edition (April 1, 2001)
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96 pages
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